I wrote a silly blog post for today. https://changeofheartpatientsupport.wordpress.com/2024/03/30/suggested-things-to-say-if-someone-asks-to-touch-your-scar-especially-if-you-have-boobs-and-suspect-that-theyre-just-trying-to-get-away-with-touching-those-instead-depending-on-how-you-feel/ #hearthealth #heartsurgery #scar #silliness
Suggested things to say if someone asks to touch your scar, especially if you have boobs and suspect that they’re just trying to get away with touching those instead, depending on how you feel about the person asking:
1. “No.” 2. “Sure. Go ahead.” 3. “Only if you have a scar I can touch in return. And it better be good. I don’t want some lousy paper cut. I want to run my fingers along you…


