need a stand mixer so i can cream butter and sugar without wanting to die
i am in the middle of scrolling on my phone and my bra-less boyfriend starts doing the dishes (not asked for) collecting our dinner plates as i see a funny post.
so how is your day going?
imagine being so sleepy you literally fall asleep on yourself
do i sneakily join my bf's conference trip (free hotel room)
only if travel's free too 70% Poll ended at Feb 28 at 9:39pm .
controversial opinion but if the city wants people to use public transit after a snowstorm maybe they should consider actually running the buses
"save a horse, ride a nerd" "from death?" "what?" "save a horse from death?"
nothing ruins Sleigh Ride like having played it and your part just being offbeats. nevertheless, she persisted (i am enjoying it anyway)
why did mika say "took a ride to the end of the line where no one ever goes" the terminus is generally pretty busy in my experience
breaking up with my boyfriend bc i discovered hes a cheese centrist
i am 100% serious about this