Found a memento from the traffic of my past.

Baby Ems. I was very cute. Once. A fucking long time ago.

Caught scoffing.

I looked really good last night and it was wasted on a mediocre man.

So I shall post it here amongst good people. Who deserve it.

I made some lemon and lavender biscuits. I didn't intend to make so many but my cookie cutter is tiny so really this is about 5 big ones I suppose.

Its not too perfumey. And by that I mean they don't taste like an old lady's loo roll cover.

Moving on from the bukkake story.

Here's my nails. Aubergine 🍆🍆🍆

Nice, sharp throat rippers.

This is Benji.

Benji is 3 months old and wants to kiss you to death.

It is PISSING it down outside. So out come the leopard print docs.

I have some hot pink ones too. I don't do subtle boots tbh.

Just sipping on a French Martini at lunch in a breton top like the classy bird I am....

.....not