I love it when someone takes out their anger on me as a perceived weaker target and I shatter their illusion by being a total bitch

#BulliesAintShit

From now on, I'll refer to toxic firms as "Lumon departments."

#severance #toxicworkplace #meme

The stress of always being productive renders me unable to take afternoon naps, so I went back to eating ultra-processed sugar after lunch just to fall asleep from the sugar crash.

#lifehack #sleep

Hear me out: robot pigeons that are programmed to poop only on illegally parked cars.

#ihatecars #ai

You are attracted to and in a relationship with a manchild? That sounds pretty pedophilic to me.

#manchild #manchildreference #meme #feminism

Are you taking care of yourself by being lazy, or do you feel lazy when it comes to taking care of yourself?

#selfcare #hmmm #lazy