So, today's bird event on my daily walk in the woods.
*hears a cacophony of HOOTING*
Stop and look in the direction of the commotion.
*SUDDENLY TWO WARBIRD OWLS COME FLYING OUT OF THE PINE TREES NEAR ME RIGHT AT ME!*
Me: Duck and cover!
*HUGE OWL FLIES RIGHT AT ME THEN VEERS OFF INTO THE TREE'S BEHIND ME*
Agent Dale Cooper say's; "The owls, are not what they seem"
I continue my walk, but head on a swivel the rest of the way.