Why is everyone in such a great mood this morning?
Oh wait… I get it… Everyone got laid last night.
Twitter: The official social platform of the Taliban.
“Twitter doesn’t have an intolerant policy like Meta. Other platforms cannot replace it.”
—Anas Haqqani, a Taliban thought-leader, officially endorses Twitter over Meta’s new Threads platform.
Happy #CincoDeMayo!
Which we all know translates to “The sink is mine”.
Check it out… Worrying works!
90% of what I worry about never happens!