"We trim your hedges
We fight your wars
Wade in the trenches
and we’re fucked ‘til we’re sore."
Timing, sadly, is everything.
Fuck the people causing this. All of them. Regardless of their chosen 'religions', they have no souls nor humanity.

Piano player in the whorehouse of life.
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"We trim your hedges
We fight your wars
Wade in the trenches
and we’re fucked ‘til we’re sore."
Timing, sadly, is everything.
Fuck the people causing this. All of them. Regardless of their chosen 'religions', they have no souls nor humanity.

Hey there, in lieu of watching some crazy c*** trying to blow up the world, why not soothe yourself with S04 E02 of The In-Tray, presenting two hours of seriously fine new sounds from as many different corners of the world as we could cram into a show!
https://www.mixcloud.com/kleptones/the-in-tray-s04-e02-2026-03-25/
Share & Enjoy!
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Hey now, today's #ListeningClub pick from @soundclamp is now up on the blog for your soon-come requirements. Get what you need and hope to see you on the above hashtag at 20:00 BST (GMT+1) for playback and a spring beer or two.
https://thelisteningclub.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-listening-club-5th-april-2026.html

Oh heck, save the most for last. Good call, again, someone!