Kat A Klysm

@kataklysm
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Neurodivergent | LGBTQ+ šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ | Anti racist/anti fascist | Stay at home mom | Feminist
I have a million hobbies and even more interests. Here for good people and better ideas. Stuck in Florida.
She/her

So, I’ve favorited one of your toots. You’re probably wondering why. Who is this weirdo? Why is she favoriting a random toot of mine?

Well, bud, I just have a really low threshold for favoriting toots.

Is it funny? Star!
Is it relatable? Star!
Is it sad and you need a hug? Star!
Is it cool? You better believe that’s a star.

Old, new, borrowed, blue? Star Star Star Star!

I will fave them all.

@helplessduck well can you tell me so I can avoid them? 🄺
@helplessduck watch out for the monsters

Hey web developers - if these are your only two options to sign up for your service…

1) I won’t be signing up for your service

2) GFY

@[email protected] I’m a fan of the whole ā€œthe world actually ended in 2012 and this is an alternate timelineā€ theory. At least that would explain wtf is going on.
@NarcanFossil I’ve been doing that, but it hasn’t helped. It seemed dry enough, just sticky.
@kataklysm. Hit it with a toothpick. Maybe it wasn't dried enough.