operative bitch

i shidded and farded and camed in my pants

(in a very affectionate but confused tone) why do harp seal pups look like that

me waiting for the doctor to pull my fucking life support so i dont have to look at the bucket posts on my tl

oh? you're curious about the piss in my glass? well you s

god striking me down for my bullshit

just want her back...

me as i clock yet another hour into mastodon