Hang on.
So, the Phillipines declares a "state of emergency" because they have 45 days of fuel left in the country.
We have 38 days worth in Australia, so... um....
During lockdown here in Melbs, I started posting a daily message on Facebook to try to help people have a bit of a laugh.
This is one of my very, very favourite ones.
I'm sure it will ALL BE FINE.
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Mind you, if you consider the #LargeHadronCollider caused this glitch into a parallel universe in the first place, might this reverse it?
One can only hope.
Lying in a Melbourne hospital emergency bed.
This lovely, dirty piece of string is hanging from the air conditioning fan. The dirty black bits are most likely being blown into the room.
Yes, I am, and I do #wearaN95mask at all times.
What is it with people who put this... thing...at the end of a sentence??
What is it meant to be? Are you too lazy to include a - between the : and )? Do you not understand that ":)" means NOTHING??
Oh wait, WHAT.
Everyone is PRAISING THIS??!
Oh, I love this person but this? Noooo.. Nope. No. Ugh.
It's the mixing of materials that just don't work!! Way to destroy a perfectly lovely pink frock. It's like they decided at the last minute to cover up her top bits, so grabbed whatever was available.
