joel cretan

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Show threadjoel cretan6d ago
it has never jammed on its own and when my cat jams it by sticking her arm into where the paper comes out, it is easy to un-jam because it tells you exactly where the jam is and how to get it out
Show threadjoel cretan6d ago
do you think I am joking or exaggerating? no. I love this printer.
joel cretan6d ago

Since getting my own whatever-Brother-laser-printer-the-store-had, I have printed almost 5000 pages for reasons. In my 35 years of printing things from a computer, it is hands down the best printer I have ever used. Maybe you're like me, you had resigned yourself to printers always sucking forever and even getting worse for some reason??? But no, I'm here to tell you that printers can be great. I want to print as much as possible to use this amazing printer more often. My cat also loves it.

https://www.theverge.com/tech/641940/best-printer-2025-just-buy-a-brother-laser-printer-middle-finger-in-the-air

Best printer 2025: just buy a Brother laser printer, the winner is clear, middle finger in the air

Buying any random Brother laser printer will let you print things without thinking about it too much

The Verge
joel cretanMar 8
thejikzMar 8
You know what Daylight? Keep fucking around like this and someday, no one is going to save your ass.
joel cretanJan 9
Show threadFight for the FutureJan 8

For those taking to the streets to document and protest, please continue to keep your digital hygiene a priority as a crucial facet of community safety. There are real ways to offer each other meaningful protection from the panopticon.

If you're looking for where to start, here’s a resource we're hosting for some friendly neighborhood hackers that includes a pocket zine + full length guide.

We hope it's helpful and we hope you stay safe: www.turnoffyourphone.org

joel cretanOct 21, 2025

Trying to find my violin to play a song for this guy but it’s so tiny I seem to have misplaced it

https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/21/apple-alerts-exploit-developer-that-his-iphone-was-targeted-with-government-spyware/

Exclusive: Apple alerts exploit developer that his iPhone was targeted with government spyware

A developer at Trenchant, a leading Western spyware and zero-day maker, was suspected of leaking company tools and was fired. Weeks later, Apple notified him that his personal iPhone was targeted with spyware.

TechCrunch
joel cretanSep 8, 2025
Em Sep 7, 2025

More than 90% of all my communications are going through @signalapp . I don't know what I would do without it.

I'm so scared anything could happen to it. That's why I give them money every month, and you should too if you can  💙👇

Support Signal: https://signal.org/donate/

#Privacy #Signal #Messaging #E2EE

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joel cretanAug 12, 2025
I think it’s a good synecdoche for the state of DEFCON that apparently there was a speaker from the NSA and Jeremy Hammond got kicked out for calling them a war criminal
joel cretanJul 10, 2025
@openprivacy apologies if this is an FAQ, but I couldn't find mention of it in the docs or the supported platforms list. Is the lack of an iOS version of Cwtch a technical limitation, something that is hard or impossible to do on that platform (some difficulty with onion services?), or is it more a lack of capacity? I know you're on a shoestring budget.
Show threadjoel cretanJul 9, 2025