Things we have learned this week: the economy is very stable and robust and powered and controlled by very smart and careful people who panic dump shares of billion dollar companies based on a single shittweet by "Eli Lilly (@caneatdeezdiabeticnutz)" or whatever
Joshua Ellis
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I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.
Heather WallaceWhen reality is indistinguishable from parody, does @[email protected] have a purpose?
The man is an imbecile who should be studied by science, and not after he's dead, either.
Elon Musk Ruled Mentally Incompetent To Manage Own Affairs, California Court Appoints "Qualified" Conservator To Manage Twitter, Tesla
They say everybody has a doppelganger. Apparently mine is Tsar Alexander III of Russia. Even his facial hair pattern is the same, though my hairline is still further down, thank God.
Weirds me out a bit. 😂
Actual photo of Ann Richards and Molly Ivins in Good Redneck Heaven trying to figure out how to drop an asteroid on the Texas State Capitol without spilling a single beer over on West 6th Street
Brianna WuTechnology has moved out every single amount of friction in our lives to the point we are overdosing on dopamine. From eating to sexual gratification to social validation - we are flooded with dopamine in ways we just aren’t evolved for.
At some point, we have to ask ourselves if this free-for-all is good for us, good our society and good for our country.
For the record: if you live in a predominantly conservative state or district and are offended because I mock your home as a backwater nowheresville full of inbred Klansmen and chaw-slurping illiterate pigfuckers, I want you to know that I feel really bad for casting aspersions on your particular fuckass hellmouth and will be crying deep and genuine tears of remorse for my cruelty, truly I will
Waking up in England to see exactly how badly the train of American democracy has wrecked. Can't really tell yet. The usual shitholes seem to be shitholing as expected though.
Chris TrottierMy God, I hope the Fediverse starts a mass trend where people finally say, "My personal data is mine—not for Big Social to own!"