Jan van Hellemond 

@jvhellemond
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Not AI. To be honest, most days not even I.
Websitehttps://jvhellemond.nl/
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Jan van Hellemond 5d ago
@hdv Check die token male! https://2026.uxlondon.com/speakers/
;)
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Jan van Hellemond Apr 13

I’m in a *ding* hostpital bed,
recovering from a plannend *ding* surgery (no biggie) *ding*. Guy in the *ding* bed next to me is on *ding* all the *ding* socials.

*ding*

🤕😠

Jan van Hellemond Apr 10
Waiting for my "smart accounting" software to complete its #AI analysis of a PDF invoice, so I can then edit all the incorrect data. #wattba
Jan van Hellemond Apr 9
The solution to the LinkedIn browser extension tracking scandal is not a better tracking filter, more browser privacy settings or using incognito mode. It is not using LinkedIn ever again.
Jan van Hellemond Apr 7
There are things I am not that familiar with, but I get by. Then there are things I really almost never do and am completely clueless about. And then there is video editing.
Jan van Hellemond Apr 7
If Americans want to know how we Europeans might feel about them in years (many years) to come, they should ask any Dutch person (several generations) how they feel about Germans today.
Jan van Hellemond Mar 21
Pro tip: if you’re playing the Hitster variant with the movie soundtracks, and you need to do a wild, stab in the dark guess, go with John Williams. 63.7% success rate so far…
Jan van Hellemond Mar 12

Lol, the colors package in Deno's @deno_land standard library has a convenient method for "black" as well as "brightBlack".

As expected there is also "white", but weirdly no "darkWhite" 😗

https://jsr.io/@std/fmt/doc/colors

colors - @std/fmt - JSR

@std/fmt on JSR: Utilities for formatting values, such as adding colors to text, formatting durations, printf utils, formatting byte numbers.

JSR
Jan van Hellemond Mar 11
AI? I don't even have an agent.
Jan van Hellemond Mar 5
Recruiter calls me about a project and starts naming all my relevant skills. None apply to me. Oops, he was reading someone else's LinkedIn profile. I tell him I'm not on LinkedIn and he almost has a aneurysm. "But, how do you get work as a freelancer if you're not on LinkedIn?" I remind him that he called me...