Widdershins Smith ๐Ÿ˜

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Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefArchitect; #Geek; #ExAlcoholic
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets

I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

Politics#CentreLeft is where the heart is!
Religion#AntiTheist
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Watching Fedi and the world react to the US president go absolutely unhinged in public, threatening war crimes as his cognitive grip disintegrates before our eyes, watching the horror and the outrageโ€ฆthere is something I want to tell you from Minneapolis.

And Iโ€™m not sure how, and Iโ€™m not sure if I can, but I want to try. People are always thanking us and calling us heroes and asking us for some kind ofโ€ฆsomething, anything we can offer in the face of the authoritarian march, and well, here it is, here is something, if I can figure out how to say it.

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If you're mocking somebody without naming them, and it's not me, please add "Not you, Widdershins." to your post. Thank you.

It is impressive and telling that this post, which contains no specificity, identifies a future event with sufficient specificity that readers can readily recognize what that event will be.

RE: https://www.threads.com/@ronaldfilipkowski/post/DWu4h54kUOa

Ron Filipkowski (@ronaldfilipkowski) on Threads

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

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FFS Where am I supposed to put this Emu?
It isnโ€™t talking to yourself if there is a dog around
Dementia is weird. Dad's old camper van just flashed up on his photo frame and I jokingly asked if he remembered the registration number (I do - which I've always found odd - he sold it 40 years ago) and he casually said GYD 804K which is absolutely correct!

The two main problems in computer science:

Cache invalidation, naming conventions, and off-by-one errors.

@GayDeceiver

But what's that weird mushroom cloud above the brightness?

OH: "EBITDA - Earnings Before Iran, Tariffs & Donald Announcements"