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Yorkshire. Engineering manageress, data platform engineering. Bits of cricket, football, whatever.

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Started on lisinopril last week, I've got hypertension that's not responding to lifestyle changes, and no obvious cause.

Nobody told me that not only does it peak at six hours, but that you need to go really steady exercising when you start it, or when you up your dose, to make sure you don't pass out.

Anyway, guess who just learned that lesson the hard way. 35 minutes into a PT session, just shy of 6 hours after my meds.

You never see toad in the hole anymore

Apparently packer doesn't have a way of giving you a Unix timestamp any more. Apparently it's because the maintainer wants the underlying function to be used for semantic dates or something.

Which I get, your library do what you want.

But what the fuck... how does a build system for images not support this. Why did nobody add that functionality to packer yet. There are plenty of issues and posts and stuff, but how has nobody just done it?

It used to be there. The original packer supported it. Why did that not come over to the new, supposedly improved HCL-ified world? Why was that not an obvious regression?

My naming skills have abandoned me. I have 35 minutes to name our new internal hosting platform.

It's going to end up being called something shit like $company cloud or something.

I remember when the FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

Got some banger albums for Christmas. First on the turntable, now I'm home, is It's Great When You're Straight, Black Grape.

Needed a proper cleaning, but sounds great. Been very well loved, it's about a dozen plays away from needing a quid blutl tacked to the cartridge.

(Edit because apparently I can neither read, nor remember the name. Which is embarrassing)

Whoever first came up with that annoying full view port modal that asks you for your email address to join a mailing list when you're halfway through an article is a fucking twat

If I had the money I'd remake Going Postal but do it properly. Richard Coyle is a great actor, but Moist von Lipwig in the books is much closer to Adrian Lester in Hustle, than Coyle's character.

And where are the trolls and dwarves?

It's a perfectly fair film, but the book is amazing, and the film suffers for where it diverges

"Here for a medley of their biggest hits are 5ive"

They need to resurrect the Crimewatch catchphrase before saying something like that

#strictly

Camilla is such a shit name for a queen #strictly