@bencurthoys The much, much larger half.

@bencurthoys Ah thanks. It says I'm on "Loyal Octopus 14M Fixed" ending in March so I guess there's nothing I can do.

@bencurthoys Oh, is there something I should be doing?

@bencurthoys wait until you get to that window and discover that their system doesn’t fucking work and there’s no way to comply

@bencurthoys If they're claiming to be introducing investors then asking for a fee up front would make sense...

@bencurthoys Weird, I didn't even know it was possible to get spam in Teams.

@bencurthoys I used to think about this when I moved to London and was in massive debt. It was in a sense true that the homeless people in the street were richer than me, in that they merely had nothing whereas I had negative £££££. But at the same time, that was obviously utter bollocks, in that I had somewhere warm and safe to live and could buy food etc. You can't measure wealth with a single number, or at least not that easily.

@mattgrayyes "Powered by nuclear fusion"?