The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Is there anything that isn’t a National Day yet?

My daughter just called the Baltimore Orioles the Ducks because of this logo:

I’m Mike McCarthy and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

In other news, ex-wife who divorced me and jumped in to bed with some other guy right away is upset I have a new girlfriend…

Went to Wal-Mart today and I found what I really want for Christmas but nobody is getting it for me:

Became ring-free a year ago today. I still don’t understand what her rush was. New girlfriend said her and her ex-husband spent almost 2 years separated, enough time for him to get his life together, before she gave up and filed. I got little over 2 months.

RIP Jane Goodall

I went to Cracker Barrel twice in my life and wasn’t impressed. So this whole thing with the new logo is just silly to me. But seeing this tonight I think it says a lot about how much corporations are making everything more bland, like they’re afraid of offending some weird HOA for fast food chains.