John-Paul Keates

@jpkeates
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1.5K Following
4.2K Posts

Retired
My posts are almost entirely jokes and terrible puns.

I'm a 64 year old, straight white male. So my experiences of racism and sexism have been largely positive.

Profile Image description - A bearded man in a room looks into the camera. He has a face best suited to a text description.

LocationWest Midlands, UK
Born1961
StatusDamaged, but functional.
John-Paul KeatesMar 5
It's because they're thick, isn't it? Surely that's the answer...
John-Paul KeatesMar 5
It's because they're thick, isn't it? Surely that's the answer...
John-Paul KeatesFeb 24
tfw u get succession-mogged while noncemaxxing.
John-Paul KeatesFeb 24
The marketing people from the Northern Ireland Tourist Board need to get a grip on their quality control
John-Paul KeatesFeb 20

Put beavers in my river?
I'll be damned!

#LunchPun

John-Paul KeatesFeb 17

A Dairylea triangle - for many years, somewhere lots of cheese disappeared into thin air.

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John-Paul KeatesJan 26

Oops, cropped a bit of a clanger there.

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John-Paul KeatesJan 15
John-Paul KeatesJan 7

Dante's Inferno, first draft.

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John-Paul KeatesDec 19
You were bitten by a radioactive what?