Mastodawn

Anyone who works at Domino's Pizza – does the online order tracker actually work or is it just there to make us feel better about our wait?
#Dominos #pizza #DominosPizza #DominosUK #DominosPizzaUK #takeaway #askfedi #askmastodon

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿1d ago

Someone please answer me this:

Why do modern keyboards not have a "copy" button and a "paste" button? So instead of CTRL/CMD + C or V we push COPY + 1 for one clipboard, COPY + 2 for another clipboard so that we can copy and paste multiple things? Why are we still living in the 1990s?
#help #askfedi #noob #mastodon

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Apr 26

Hey, America. Y'all love your guns and your Second Amendment but none of y'all can fucking shoot straight. The orange clown can't be that hard to see.
#Trump #MAGA

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Apr 22

I can’t figure out whether Jean-Michel Jarre’s “Waiting for Cousteau” (the track, not the album) is 45 minutes of genius or 45 minutes of trolling. Either way, it’s great to work to.
#JeanMichelJarre #prog #synth #electronica #progrock

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Apr 22

It’s conlang clean-up day! The day where I forgo my household duties, much to the annoyance of my partner, to go through all my #conlang documents and reconcile all the “work” so that it returns to being coherent. FML.
#Conlanging #conlangs #PQLE

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Feb 27

Another blow to #ReformUK in yesterday's by-election. Keep them coming!

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Feb 26

A Gen-Z guy I work with: “why do you read so much?”

Me: “because I want to spend as little time in the real word as possible.”
#reading #books #fiction #Tolkien #LOTR #book

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Feb 26

I've done it again. I've amassed a shed-load of notes and to-do's for my #conlangs and they're completely unorganised, some contradict others, and some are alluding to other ideas long forgotten – missed opportunities, no doubt! But I need a good amount of time – a week, so I can go through and work it all out because a few stolen hours here and there won't do. How I suffer for my art 😅.
#conlang #conlanging #PQLE

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Feb 26

Some words from the Proto-PQLE root, √pen:

L: ipsen- ‘know’ – v.
P: esbened ‘know’ vn.

L: ipseno; pl. ipsenot ‘wizard, sage’ – n.
P: esbeiniar; pl. esbeiniair ‘wizard, sage’ – n.

P: esbeneth ‘knowledge, information’ – n.
L: ipsenista ‘knowledge, information’ – n.

L: ipsenta- ‘inform, pass on knowledge or information, teach’ – v.
P: esbenthed ‘inform, pass on knowledge or information, teach’ – vn.
#conlang #conlangs #conlanging #PQLE

Jonlang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Feb 19

Jesus Christ… what will it take for the Monarchy to die in this country? Self-entitled, justice-evading, money-wasting scroungers who do absolutely nothing for the UK.
#DownWithTheCrown #DownWithTheMonarchy #NidFyMrenin #IndyWales #Annibyniaeth #YesCymru #Andrew #andrewmountbattenwindsor

Languages	English, Welsh
Conlangs	P, Q, and L - placeholder names only.