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No relation and direct opposition to the opinions of @FallenModernity at the X site.
There are reasons:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_light_(theatre)
It's a firehose of information, but I got a lot out of it even after having been playing with shell scripting for 20+ years.

I'd go with a shrimp/chicken gumbo then.
Do you have a link to the original without the like and subscribe commentary?
Don't let the instrument paralysis keep you from playing. Get a piano accordion with the reeds in good shape (I've seen how much repairs cost). Play it. Look for the perfect instrument while you figure out what you want.
Also check your local irish sessions, polka and klezmer bands, etc. There's a good chance you'll run into clued players who know of cheap but good instruments in your area.
Just an old guy screaming at clouds:
If I'm protecting a network, all DNS goes through me. And I run a proper caching server that only believes in root servers.
I generally am against overcontrolling client devices, but they better not be trying to DoH, or hide lookups, because that's one of the easy buttons for detection of stupid breaches.
Ah. A little less physically impactful.