Ah #Scotland. Yesterday, blazing sunshine, got three loads of washing dried. Today, I'm heading to B&Q to buy up all their loose timber and then I'm going to gather two of every animal.

#Firefly I'm still a bit sceptical, so I'll believe it when I see it, but I am of course as keen as anyone else to #BringBackFirefly

#SlayTheSpire 2 has hit Early Access, which means that I will now disappear down a rabbithole of glorious roguelike deckbuilding weirdness, wherein I can forget about the awfulness of reality for a bit. If my total hours played on the first game is anything to go by, I may not emerge until about 2029.

I'll admit, I don't know much about war. And I'm even prepared to reluctantly accept that in a war casualties are probably inevitable. But I'll say this: if the unit of measurement for casualties is "the schoolfull", that's not a great look.

Fucking hell we're all going to die.