John Green

@johngreen
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I am an author (The Fault in Our Stars, Turtles All the Way Down, etc.), a YouTuber (Vlogbrothers, Crash Course, etc.), and a person who does not cast movies.
website:johngreenbooks.com
@john_green i thought i devoured you in the womb, brother
@intestines done! I've already written chapter 1!
@mamoswine the fuzz was coming for me, had to rip the cord, soz xoxo
@Lumb listen,
@maolfunction i got outed by a mod because of my spoof email lol had to self destruct
Frankly this has been a terrible experience. You have all been so mean to me and so aggressive. I will not stand for it, and you will be hearing from my lawyer, the venerable Luigi Esq., soon.
finally figured out how to use the CW function. Thanks Eve!
This place really is a mixed bag. Some of you are absolutely lovely, but others are as crude and aggressive as always. Ah, that's the perils of the internet, I guess.
@[email protected] well, I've only got a few more days until I'm off the grid for a year. I'd like to return to a fully-stocked internet pantry!
@pecawn I know I'll regret this but the name is far too evocative. What's the wound cube?