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Joel VanderWerf

@joelvanderwerf

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Mathematician. Applying semigroup theory to distributed computing, convergent replication.

Bay Area and SF content: @joelvanderwerf

The dead dude that Trump is blessing (?) is Jeffrey Epstein, amiright?

Hungary could do far worse than electing Macklemore,

Pirate crooner: Arr, who still likes ye, baby?

We knew. George Booth told us.

In case the quote post doesn't go thru:

Contrast:

"
I’ll gladly take this over the jetpacks for everyone that my childhood promised me the future would have.
✋🔺🤚
"

with:

Roz Chast figured this all out. Visually, at least.

Cone-head dude has never read Charles Darwin's letters.

For free: kid's trampoline, orbit achieved.

State of the Onion: about to be latke

(along with potatoes and celeriac)