I hope you also have a lap full of kitten, if you would like such.

#CatsOfMastodon

This is Molly - a wild animal that lives in my house and sleeps on my bed

She thinks I’m a master hunter, because I leave home and come back with all kinds of wonderful things to eat

I’m not, of course. Humans are hunter-gatherers, and I’m leaning heavily into the gatherer side of things - by going to the shop and gathering cat food

She repays my successful gathering by being fluffy & adorable

So I got a good deal

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #animals

You know you're getting old when you see kids wearing the same kind of thing you wore 35 years ago, and not doing it ironically.

#ThoughtsFromAnAgingBrain