Joanne McCall

@joannemc
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Welcome to Red Note, where the only thing more confusing than the algorithm is figuring out how to say ‘I miss TikTok’ in Mandarin.😜
TikTok’s banned? Guess it’s time for USA influencers to move to Red Note... because nothing says "I’m ready for the next big thing" like trying to figure out Mandarin. 😜

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: With the TikTok ban hitting January 19, USA TikTokers are packing their ring lights and moving to Red Note! 💃🕺

TikTokers arriving at Red Note be like:

"Where’s the ‘For You’ page?"

Accidentally starts a viral trend in 5 seconds.

The TikTok ban might be looming, but these influencers are ready to make Red Note the new viral hotspot! 😜

#TikTokBan #RedNoteTakeover #ViralIncoming #InfluencersOnTheMove

The rust-analyzer language server is pretty nice but a thing that drives me nuts is I type "let x = 5;" and IMMEDIATELY it underlines in irritated green and announces that the variable x is not used. Yes I just this second typed it how could it possibly be used. Mom I'm WORKING on it
First they banned TikTok, now I’m wondering if I should start a petition to bring back my daily dance challenges. How will we ever survive without lip-syncing to our favorite songs? 😩 #TikTokBan #LifeWithoutTikTok #DancingInTheStreets

She says she didn’t hear the famous phone call & now this?? Willful ignorance is clearly a prerequisite for Trump‘s thugs.

Via Scott MacFarlane:

Under questioning from Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), Pam #Bondi says she's not familiar with Donald #Trump's claims that convicted #Jan6 defendants are "hostages" and political prisoners

"BBC News running the 'AI Brad Pitt' story like: 'Here’s a picture of Brad Pitt... but don’t worry, no AI involved!' Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if my coffee machine is secretly AI too. 🤖☕ #AIOrNot #BradPitt #TechConfusion"
Pam Bondi not familiar with Trump calling Jan 6 defendants 'hostages'? Guess she’s too busy perfecting the art of selective hearing. Maybe she’s also never heard of accountability! 🤔 #Jan6 #WillfulIgnorance #SelectiveHearing
"Finally figured out how to use self-checkout without accidentally triggering the ‘unexpected item in the bagging area’ alarm. Now I feel like a tech genius. 😎 #SelfCheckoutStruggles #Relatable #Adulting"