MAGA: You people call everyone a Nazi! I'm not a Nazi!

ME: Okay, maybe I'm wrong. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about what you believe?

MAGA: Fine ok, but I'm NOT A NAZI stop saying that!!

ME: First question: Do you believe that American schools should be required to teach the Bible and the Constitution because that is the source of truth and we have strayed from its path?

MAGA: Well of course. We have to get God back in schools.

ME: Okay. Do you believe that America has lost its way and we should go back to traditional values?

MAGA: Duh. We're gonna make America great again.

ME: Fine, alright. Do you think American presidents should have summits with dictators like Vladimir Putin, Netanyahu, Kim Jong-Un, or the Taliban?

MAGA: Definitely. We need to take action right now, and Trump is going to make sure it happens. What has Biden done in 4 years? Nothing.

ME: Right. Got it. Tell me, what do you think of Republicans like Liz Cheney or Mitt Romney?

MAGA: Get fucked, RINOs. They're all fucking traitors. No better than you libtards.

ME: Alright then. Next question. This is an easy one. Open borders - good or bad?

MAGA: Don't get me started on those Mexican immigrants. They're rapists and drug dealers. Trump is gonna build the wall.

ME: Yeah, I thought so. Ok, next I need to ask you about your thoughts on the middle class, you know, the price of groceries and gas and stuff.

MAGA: Way too high. I can't even afford to drive my Hummer from my summer home to the Piggly Wiggly to buy a dozen eggs. That's all Biden's fault too. Trump is going to fix it.

ME: Sure, sure. The next question is about police. Do you support defunding police and using that money to hire more pacifist solutions and invest in de-escalation techniques?

MAGA: FUCK no. Thin blue line, baby.

ME: Yeah, thought not. During Donald Trump's first campaign, he mocked a disabled reporter. It became something of a meme among the right, being used to–

MAGA: Oh shit I remember that! That was fuckin funny as hell, dude. Trump is the fuckin God-emperor!

ME: No need to finish that question then. Ok, quick rapid fire round. Fill in the blanks. CNN is ___

MAGA: Fake news.

ME: Great. Obama is part of the ___

MAGA: Deep state.

ME: Ok. Californians are ___

MAGA: Coastal elites.

ME: LGBT people are ___

MAGA: Groomers.

ME: Your body ___

MAGA: My choice, bitches!

ME: And finally, people convicted of storming the capital on Jan 6 are ___

MAGA: Heroes.

ME: Got it. That's it. You did it. You scored a perfect 14.

MAGA: Woohoo! USA! USA! USA! Wait, was this a test?

ME: Yep. Umberto Eco's 14 points of fascism. You scored a perfect 14. Some of them I didn't even have to ask about. You just volunteered the "correct" answer. So, congrats, I guess? You *are* a Nazi.

What a moment.

The WWII Veteran is introduced to Canadian PM Trudeau, and Trudeau introduces President Zelensky.

The Veteran immediately takes off his hat and exclaims “You're the Saviour of the People!!”.

Zelensky says, “no no, you saved Europe”.

“My hero", the veteran says, “I'll pray for you”.

Zelensky seems humbled (as he should).

Two men, saving Europe from tyranny, death, and destruction, at opposite ends of a lifetime.
#DDay #WWII #Canada #RussiaUkraineWar
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