JillyHorrorshow

@jillyhorrorshow
618 Followers
11 Following
370 Posts

"The Da Vinci of audio porn". English, filthy, and in my 40s.

Being female and promiscuous isn't welcomed by everyone. I could not give less of a fuck. I am lucky enough to be a liberated, 21st century woman and I will fuck whomever I please, as loudly and as obscenely as I like.

Me on dating apps

#dating #apps #sex #sexy

Have you ever faked an orgasm with someone?
Yes, I do it often
0%
Yes, once in a while
28.6%
No
71.4%
Poll ended at .

By 2025, I swear 99% of the dogs in the world will be called Luna.

#dogs #unoriginal

@ysotomayor Still no! I don't think white socks have any place in general other than on children or athletes.
@InsertUser I think millennials are young too, personally.

Public service announcement for UK youths - wearing white socks with sandals makes you look like a cunt, and a moustache with no other facial hair makes you look like a 70s paedo. Gen X already know this, but you may not. Consider yourselves enlightened. You're welcome.

#psa #announcement #genz #millennial #genx

@Drarok @girlonthenet I forgot that line!
It was followed by 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred, I was cringing so hard
@girlonthenet I've been thinking about it all morning and creasing up
@BewilderedRobot @girlonthenet Or recordings of them working their way through it
@BewilderedRobot @girlonthenet "'AS ANYBODY GOT ANY VERAS?"