very  how so many of my tootuals havent posted in a year. just went and combed thru and damn i miss some of u bitches

i've been gone so long that i dont even look like my pfp anymore
my hair is now silver and short. what a world

damn where the fuck have i been

feeling particularly lonely tonight. or maybe just bored.

anyone got one of those wine corker things. need it for. something.

should i start saying it's a holiday to get people to actually boost my toots. hey guys it's myanmar's independence day give me boosts

oh god i accidentally said something super weird and out of context to someone because i didn't realize what toot it was replying to hahaha jesus shit

if you think i have anything insightful or clever to say about anything policital or social, you're very mistaken. if you shake my head, all you'll hear is coconut milk sloshing around.

i feel like i don't get mastodon anymore, which is weird because that implied a time when i did get it