Jernej Simončič �

@jernej__s@infosec.exchange
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CW2: Show me Enceladus.
Me: My favourite is Mimas.
CW1: Favourite? Who has a favourite moon of Saturn?
Me: It looks like the Death Star
CW2: Sure.
Me: No, seriously... <posts>

A sign in Glasgow. I haven't been to the Delta Quadrant in years  ...

Credit: Glasgow-based artist 'A Sign of Humour' #StreetArt

Ima kdo italijanski naslov za prejem manjšega paketa in potem dostavo v Slovenijo? Ali prinese, pošlje, če je blizu pa grem iskat sam? Repost pls!
Making a roguelike is fun because you’ll get an email like “BUG: Game said there was an only a 1 in 5 chance of something bad happening and it happened. Please fix”
Thanks Firefox it's not like we were in the middle of doing anything we don't actually need that screen space
Are you an alumnus of the 2007 California TTBR or Ohio EVEREST voting systems study who will be at DEFCON? Please get in touch!
@allpoints @jimmyhoke Reminds me of buying a codesigning certificate about 10 years ago – the US company wanted notarised copies of a bank statement and utility bill, neither of which I had on paper, so I just printed the PDFs from both, photocopied the printout and notarised the copy.
You could legitimately make a fortune by parking outside of the DMV in a van with an inkjet printer, charging $5/page to people trying to get REALIDs who've been told they need to produce a printout of yet another bill or bank statement for the clerk to glance at and then shred.
@winterknight1337 For 1Gb just use Intel Desktop CT (uses 82574L chip). It's old, but reliable (doesn't have any virt functions, but for 1Gb you probably don't need them).
No idea about 2.5G – Intel's offerings here are pretty bad, and the only other one I know of is Realtek.

With the #CitrixBleed2 patch data I publish it's possible to view the history on Github for each new scan and see when hosts change from vuln to patched.

It's proving incredibly effective at getting orgs to patch. I tried private notifications via HackerOne and such for CitixBleed1 in 2023 and it took months to get orgs to patch. Putting the data public brings accountability for orgs who later get breached - so there's a rush to patch.

It's definitely interesting and may need a scale out.

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@CactuarJoe A horse on Mars in 1997!?