Mastodawn

There are at least 60 Pizza Hut Classics (red roofs, checkered tablecloths, salad bar) in the US…but the company does nothing to promote them. “They are like wormholes in the chain restaurant galaxy, portals to the past found by serendipity.” https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/dining/pizza-hut.html?unlocked_article_code=1.SVA.-irZ.iDwvbf0a_cnO

Pizza Hut Take Fans on a Trip to the Past

With heaps of nostalgia but little promotion by their parent chain, Pizza Hut Classics take their fervent fans on a time trip back to a simpler, warmer era.

The New York Times

Jenn Turner Mar 12

Made Negroni sbagliatos with my partner this weekend but I fear because we are long distance, our combined collection of Campari will outlive both of us because wow, is that stuff gross 🤮

Jenn Turner Dec 19

Why does quitting a job feel like getting my life back again lol

Jenn Turner Dec 17

Not a single mention of Glitch during our final company all hands of 2025 was the last nail in the coffin of my corporate career. 💔

In 2026, I’m starting fresh after some much needed time to do absolutely nothing. More news soon. ✨

Jenn Turner Dec 16