You can still do a surprising amount of stuff with a late 2006 MacBook. I'm posting this message from it. #apple #retro #retrocomputing #macbook #osx #macos

@chirpbirb

unsigned int rnd( unsigned long long int s ){
unsigned long long int v = 0x522e958f9f9dbec2;
v = v ^ s;
v = v * 0x769ced3b95e1b2d7;
unsigned long long int v2 = v;
v = v ^ (s*0x6cbef217134427a0);
v = ((v>>32)|(v<<32)) * (0xf857b75eae0c1520 ^ (s<<44));
v = (v2 * v)^s^v2;
unsigned int o = v2 ^ (v2>>32) ^ v ^ (v>>32) ^ (0x939b1d72-s);
return o;
}

@bbcmicrobot
#bbcmicrobot 🚀
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y2=y+S*µa
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If the default design of your software is low contrast, and grey-on-white, and has overlay components that fade in/out when you move the mouse pointer around them, you don't get to claim that you care about accessibility. If your software is designed that way in its default mode, you clearly don't care about accessibility.

@bbcmicrobot #bbcmicrobot
MODE0
PRINTFNe("GJr<ZkVgk7 v86=u_X7Fl%ITk/-t(dQb/qK.j$^61DJXV'%oWG24K|:rG^21$10_=;E =6lE8QI%_)-ZTJU:=kj7rflTD9eS-#kJu(Y/Du7%~<I.~p^?.N]Jxq~LX8nu[a'=[fYvN_*}H.uv'j=eQ$y+ghrlY% /K$09xz:d7wy7d~{?t}rlNu-KHA71|1nwmPkc?-}-4iC>:Zv%Ij,4'gL0;I",-1,423,6789)
END
DEFFNr(x)C%=(C%+1)AND&7FFFFF
R%=(((R% EOR C%)DIV3*167EORR%EOR&A317612))AND&FFFFFF
=R%MODx
DEFFNe(m$,s,C%,R%)s$="":FORy=1TOLENm$
s$=s$+CHR$(((ASCMID$(m$,y)-32)+FNr(95)*s+95)MOD95+32)
NEXT
=s$

#bbcmicrobot 🚀 @bbcmicrobot
CLS
v$="oieua"
c$="hgdvtscbpn"
t$=",.!?"
p$="."
IFRND(-1650)
REPEAT
w$=FNw(RND(5),RND(2)-2)
V%=167*LENw$:FORz=1TOLENw$:V%=(V%+ASCMID$(w$,z))EOR&AA76:NEXT
IFp$<>",":w$=CHR$(ASCw$-32)+RIGHT$(w$,LENw$-1): p$=","
IFRND(100)<16: p$=FNr(t$): w$=w$+p$
IFPOS+LENw$>35: PRINT:VDU8
PRINT;CHR$(135+(V%=43952)*5);w$;
UNTILVPOS>22
END
DEFFNr(s$)=MID$(s$,RND(LENs$),1)
DEFFNl
v=NOTv
IFv:x$=FNr(v$) ELSE x$=FNr(c$)
=x$
DEFFNw(n,v)LOCAL w$
IF n=1:v=0
FORi=1TOn
w$=w$+FNl
NEXT
=w$

@bbcmicrobot
#bbcmicrobot 🚀
MODE 1:VDU 5
r=32
w=319/r*4
h=255/r*4
MOVE0,0:DRAW0,1024:MOVE0,0:DRAW1280,0
MOVE0,1020:DRAW1275,1020:MOVE1275,1020:DRAW1275,0
MOVE1279,0:DRAW1279,1024
FOR I=1TO16
PLOT69,RND(r)*h,RND(r)*h
NEXT
REPEAT
X=RND(r*1.25):Y=RND(r)
IF POINT(X*h,Y*h) ELSE GOTO 120
MOVE X*h,Y*h
y=0:x=RND(3)-2:IFx=0:y=1:IFRND(2)-1:y=-y
x=x+X:y=y+Y
IF 0=POINT(x*h,y*h) ELSE GOTO 120
DRAW x*h,y*h
REMENDIF
REMENDIF
UNTIL 0

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