Jason Eckert

@jasoneckert
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Dean of Technology @ triOS College, author, hiker, father, grandfather, arcade machine collector, vintage computer enthusiast, Cult of Mac survivor. Carpin' all them diems!
Websitejasoneckert.github.io

Co-worker: We've got some performance issues with a series of Windows Server 2025 VMs.

Me: What rack are they hosted on?

Co-worker: Rack 5, I believe. Why?

Me (glancing at wall): I've got this.

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto on St. Patrick's Day and orders a drink.

The bartender asks him "What brings you to Canada?"

The Irishman says "Well, I was in a pub in Dublin, and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry' so I thought I'd give it a shot."

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When your laptop is hitting the gym harder than you...
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
Easy-peasy!
Someone actually found a good use for Fortinet security appliances!
I've come to the realization that I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading half the entire Internet every night before bed.