jadedcynic

@jadedcynic@kind.social
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"I have been cursed," the man said.

"With what?" the witch asked.

"That's the thing, the cute warlock shouted 'Curse you!' and I felt it hit."

"I see. I can't remove it, but I could give it direction."

"That's what I hoped. Can you make it 'No woman will want to marry you'?"

"Heh. Sure."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I used to think packaged pre-cut veg at the supermarket was for lazy people.

Then a disabled person pointed out it was a lifeline for them because they lived alone and couldn’t cut it up themselves most days.

I had never even considered that. It changed my perspective and I think from then on when something seems “lazy” I always ask myself “is this just accessible?”
And it’s nearly always the latter.

It’s not hard to listen to someone when they say something is not accessible and it’s not difficult to shift your perspective.
I don’t know why so many people won’t.

Simple sabotage does not require specially prepared tools or equipment; it is executed by an ordinary citizen who may or may not act individually and without the necessity for active connection with an organized group; and it is carried out in such a way as to involve a minimum danger of injury, detection, and reprisal.
fonbib!

Every evening I take the "You'll make it to tomorrow" sign off my bedroom wall, and put it in my time machine.

Every morning, I get into my time machine, go to yesterday before I woke, and hang the sign up.

It's nice to have something to be certain of, these days.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Uh-YUP.  🤨
Be like a crow! 🥰
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