Bet you've never heard an #OrbitPlayer sound quite like this before.

Windows 95 came with two full-motion music videos, from Weezer and Edie Brickell respectively. Both songs were quite musically related, by pure coincidence. Not more than 30 years later, the #orbitPlayer global edition ships a 0Demofiles folder with, you guessed it, two (2) songs that could not have been more diametrically opposed. That is, until yours truly put together this disasterpiece. #yourWelcome

Today saw the introduction of something ntruly worthy of celebration: a modern, 64bit, truly responsive formant-neural sapi voice for Windows. Today also saw the introduction of a recording that is based around the fact that that demo of the voice does actually downsample after a minute of audio. However, it does not do the impending craziness that I put it through before activating the license.

So: This is becoming a thing.

So, I did a thing. #BTSpeak