Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

@glmess1983 One hot June day, we found an old straggly cat at the door. She was starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
She had no name so we named her Pussy.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband, [the complainer] said: "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."
He and my vet don't see eye to eye.
They love to hate each other.
Next day, Bob had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. and the office was full of people in the waiting room.
A side door opened and in leaned the vet, who had obviously seen Bob arrive and he looked straight at him and said, "Your ol' ladies Pussy is finally clean and shaved.
She now smells like a rose, and by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!"