SaKolate capitalism enjoyers be like: boy isnt this great?! im extremely lucky today! i got a level 5 SSR ultra rare loaf of bread and a level 3 uncommon clown!
Melon Poly!
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@catsalad i installed an app where a cat runs around on your screen and the first thing they did was sit on your post and fall asleep :3c 
sniff has the kinda voice and demeanor where he would tell moomin "facts dont care about your feelings" and "lets say, hypothetically, moomin," before launching into a tirade about snufkin's way of living leading us into moral danger and being shunned from god's eyes
hell yeah. time to celebrate by busting out my Cookie's Bustle Big Box Pack-In Ham Slice
i agree with ya. stuck in traffic right now cuz the government decided to take out parts of the highway im on to make more bombs. just taking out big chunks like its friggin' minecrap (i call it that to piss off my kids). they dont care if it means a 14 car pile up because theres a gaping hole where road used to be. just wanna get home to my darling wife and my less darling 3 other wives. what has this world come to
i put two stickers on the water dispenser that say "NEEDS EMPTYING AND CLEANING" in clear line of sight. put there BY ME to make sure *I* can see it.
within 24 hours i absentmindedly filled my water bottle with the dirty water. my roommate luckily caught me before i took a sip, but then had me take an embarrassing video about it so i wouldn't forget this moment 
coping really hard by believing any news article i read that seem too awful to be true is actually from the onion.
pedophiles with all the power in this country deflect by calling people like me a pedophile? classic onion.
our computers that companies say are so smart theyll usher in a new era of tech are actually dumb as rocks and making life worse for everyone in every conceivable way? really good onion article there.
all my personal information is out there because someone thought it would be secure if it is stored in a plain text file called KEEP_OUT_NO_HACKER'S_ALOWED.txt? onion writers are on fire today.
my fragile mind palace is a plato's cave and all the shadows on the wall are sickos.jpeg
i was real excited to play more modern AAA (<-thats me screaming) games when i upgraded my pc but so many of them take up so much space i can, at most, play one at a time
last message from a plane gonna be something like:
I hear you, and I know it must be stressful— your plane is currently heading for a mountain and now everyone's lives are at risk. Pilots who survive plane crashes often blame themselves for what happened. Know that this isn't your fault, it's mine.