sniff has the kinda voice and demeanor where he would tell moomin "facts dont care about your feelings" and "lets say, hypothetically, moomin," before launching into a tirade about snufkin's way of living leading us into moral danger and being shunned from god's eyes

#moomin #shitpost #funny #cartoon

*stands up in front of the court* now, your honor, I may be a simple country lawyer, and I am certainly no gamer... but I can notice complete and total hogwash when I see it! the prosecution claims that there are no secret levels in the tree zone. they claim that what is on this here map screen is what the good designer gunpei yokoi intended. that to suggest otherwise is not just being plain wrong, it is akin to utter blasphemy! now, ladies and gentlemen of the juror, I want you to keep in mind that the prosecution has swore an oath to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, in this very courtroom, on that very copy of The Bible (Sonic Version). keep that in mind as I show you... this!

*whole courtroom gasps as they watch mario walk off the path across a dotted line*

#retrogaming #nintendo