late capitalism enjoyers be like: boy isnt this great?! im extremely lucky today! i got a level 5 SSR ultra rare loaf of bread and a level 3 uncommon clown!
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@catsalad i installed an app where a cat runs around on your screen and the first thing they did was sit on your post and fall asleep :3c 
sniff has the kinda voice and demeanor where he would tell moomin "facts dont care about your feelings" and "lets say, hypothetically, moomin," before launching into a tirade about snufkin's way of living leading us into moral danger and being shunned from god's eyes
i put two stickers on the water dispenser that say "NEEDS EMPTYING AND CLEANING" in clear line of sight. put there BY ME to make sure *I* can see it.
within 24 hours i absentmindedly filled my water bottle with the dirty water. my roommate luckily caught me before i took a sip, but then had me take an embarrassing video about it so i wouldn't forget this moment 
coping really hard by believing any news article i read that seem too awful to be true is actually from the onion.
pedophiles with all the power in this country deflect by calling people like me a pedophile? classic onion.
our computers that companies say are so smart theyll usher in a new era of tech are actually dumb as rocks and making life worse for everyone in every conceivable way? really good onion article there.
all my personal information is out there because someone thought it would be secure if it is stored in a plain text file called KEEP_OUT_NO_HACKER'S_ALOWED.txt? onion writers are on fire today.
my fragile mind palace is a plato's cave and all the shadows on the wall are sickos.jpeg
american century of humiliation patch notes 8.0.39
+applebees restaurants are now more like gregg's. their name has not been changed to reflect this.
+toast is now beans and toast. beans are not optional.
-poundland has now been changed back to walmart. we were not aware of the innuendo implied with the name and deeply apologize for the oversight.
+Z is now pronounced like "Zed".
+radioactive shrimp are back in season for a limited time, only at applebee's!
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
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*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
*She cuts you a paper thin slice of bread.
YOU'VE RECEIVED A PAPER THIN SLICE OF BREAD! It will heal 1 hp during battle.
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idk what it says about me that before bed ill watch something like 5 mins of anime girls being like "eto...well... i personally think french fries are best enjoyed with mayo, don't you think?"
followed by 8 hours of a northernlion video titled "The Fast Food Incident Supercut" where its just several clips of him arguing with his chat that its not sexist to suggest women prefer to dip their french fries in mayo moreso then men
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