guys, did you hear? schrödinger is cancelled :(

or maybe not, idk. i havent read the callout post yet

#cat #sillyposting #funny

did you know? there was actually a time when stand up comedy was outlawed. in the early 1900s jokes were so bad the government had to ban them.

That time was called The Punhibition.

however, that did not stop comedians. there were places, hidden from prying eyes, where you could see and perform comedy if you knew where to look.

those were called Speakcheezys.

#funny #comedy #dadjokes

me caveman. you cavemen. we write on stone about use of scary fire when add to bushes and sticks.

me make rule. no one unga bunga talk about following:

• food no more and cavemen hurt because fire
• trees and grass no more because fire
• any unga bunga talk about fire copyright
• other cavemen good or bad because use fire

me caveman ask cavemen with pointy sticks to force rule.

#NoAI #Linux #rust #programming

had a dream where i was excitedly telling someone about the worst gameboy ever made. some toy company made a Star Wars Special Edition game boy that was just a toy xwing with a screen and controls on the bottom at a really awkward angle. nobody liked it because it was so unwieldy to hold and the buttons were awful. i was looking for pictures of it to show to someone and it was hard to find any where it wasnt broken or the screen wasnt scratched up because of how flimsy it was. just absolute dogshit.

#starwars #retrogaming #dreams #nintendo

my brain when doctors suggest exercise or walks to cure what ails me: wow, okay if you dont want to take me seriously you could just say so :(

my brain also when i am outside feeling the cool breeze, the warm sun, and the gentle grass: wow everything is fine now actually im cured* :)

*(i am not cured)

 um, actually, you see, Oedipus is the name of the son. Its a common misconception. You're actually thinking of Oedipus' Mother.  

#funny #oedipuscomplex

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@zoug/116438770877907131

When you rattle your suspect like this its not just one more thing — it's clever way to let them know you aren't the bumbling detective they think you are.

this is what it sounds like when someone gets upset at being scrutinized for using AI despite the several very real and very negative consequences as reasons not to:

#ai #NoAI #Linux #funny #technology

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/116376017878895238

I'm amused that some of these words use the Sonic the Hedgehog logo's font, and also is what I would tag myself as

WOMEN TO HUSBANDS: DESTROY!