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Librarian by day, whitehat by night. Cybersec consulting on the side when companies are in deep doo-doo. Probably one of exceedingly few 30-somethings to touch cobol 74 without spontaneously combusting.

If you live in the Nordic countries I have probably touched your bank's backend inappropriately. Multiple times.

big announcement for Friday: I have acquired a datacenter that has not been touched since approximately 2002, and is FULL of old 80s/90s/2000s IBM mainframe equipment. mainframes, disk arrays, tape drive strings, network processor boxes, and more!

all will be photographed (and posted here), also videographed!

the equipment is being moved to my place, where pubvm.org will be ran on an actual IBM System/370 mainframe!!!!

this is a six-sigma event, this is unfathomable rarity omg
*mlep*
More babies in the warm sun, and geese migrating over. #BabyGoatCountdown
Microsoft says Office bug exposed customers' confidential emails to Copilot AI | TechCrunch

Microsoft said the bug meant that its Copilot AI chatbot was reading and summarizing paying customers' confidential emails, bypassing data-protection policies.

TechCrunch

Merry Christmas to everybody, except that dude who works for Elastic, who decided to drop an unauthenticated exploit for MongoDB on Christmas Day, that leaks memory and automates harvesting secrets (e.g. database passwords)

CVE-2025-14847 aka MongoBleed

Exp: https://github.com/joe-desimone/mongobleed/blob/main/mongobleed.py

This one is incredibly widely internet facing and will very likely see mass exploitation and impactful incidents

Impacts every MongoDB version going back a decade.

Shodan dork: product:"MongoDB"

Any movie where you leave the theater thinking "I would fuck that alien" is a good movie
Whatcha thinking about there, kitty?

Do good gateways get pets?

#shitpost

You accept some level of weirdness from the middle aisle in Lidl - but this??