"Curators can open doors with their buttocks

It’s not what we should do, but some do. Specimens and objects are large and need two hands to carry. Doors need something to open them. Without hands to pull down the handle, the next best thing to use is buttocks. This is more of a rare occurrence, but it does happen. In fact some buttocks have become so finely attuned to it, it is the preferred way of opening a door even at home." This isn't even hyperbole.