@idthemike

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89 Following
687 Posts
A recovering fanatic of a particular college football team. Now I just want to enjoy the game and my Saturdays.
The fuck it isn't. Y'all never watched any college football?
When you're a dad and all the internet ads shift from Mother's Day to Father's Day...
Koepka...
RT @NicoleAuerbach
can’t stop won’t stop watching
Oh. Wait. This may be my biggest twitter achievement. I need to find the tweets that managed this because it was some of the most satisfying ripping I've ever done.

RT @daveleeFT
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Statler: everyone leaving Twitter so fast, soon it'll just be rats and trump sycophants.

Waldorf: What about all the journalists? Where are they gonna go.

Statler: what do you mean? I said "Trump Sycophants."

Resignations Roil Twitter as Elon Musk Tries Persuading Some Workers to Stay

Mr. Musk, Twitter’s new owner, had given employees a Thursday deadline to decide whether to leave or stay “to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0.”

RT @SickosCommittee
They’re going to have a trash barrel fire in the press box before this is over.
JFC
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RT @Hulcricket
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