I think 90s toys were just training us to be developers.
Presenting: Bop-It git edition.
his 2fa's shitty, fw's weak, allows any any
there's bots in his cluster already
YAML confetti
but the dashboards stand green and steady
he's trying to revert, but bitbucket is down
all the crashloopbackoffs go so loud
he opens kubectl, but the changes won't back out
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.