Hacker Memes

@i0null@infosec.exchange
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I think 90s toys were just training us to be developers.

Presenting: Bop-It git edition.

his 2fa's shitty, fw's weak, allows any any
there's bots in his cluster already
YAML confetti
but the dashboards stand green and steady

he's trying to revert, but bitbucket is down
all the crashloopbackoffs go so loud
he opens kubectl, but the changes won't back out

https://infosec.exchange/@i0null/114877224804277758

Hacker Memes (@i0null@infosec.exchange)

🎡 Comin' out of my page and I've been doin' runtime Gotta gotta be down, because I NOP it all. It started out with a miss, how did it end up like this? (It was only a miss) It was only a miss. 🎡

Infosec Exchange
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I've been through the alert on a horse with NoName057
It felt good to be out of Domains
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Fortune favours the bold
Secrecy favours the italic
Certainty favours the underline
Regret favours the striketrough
Lockpick training 
look at this phonograph
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Comin' out of my page and I've been doin' runtime
Gotta gotta be down, because I NOP it all.
It started out with a miss, how did it end up like this?
(It was only a miss) It was only a miss.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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Boldly growing where no spore has grown before.
@georgetakei
Captain! The Furungi have taken over the ship!
@georgetakei #ALT4you a screenshot of a social media post from an account named Retro Toys and Cartoons, featuring an image of a mushroom in a forest in the shape of the Starship Enterprise, and the text "Space: The Fungal Frontier".
@georgetakei - I bet there’s not mush room inside….
@georgetakei
It should look like Discovery, shouldn't it?
@georgetakei This is all getting a bit too meta for my brain...
@georgetakei so that's what the Spore Drive was all about

@georgetakei

These are the mycelium of the sporeship, Mushie Fries. It's sponge-tinuing mission, to re-spore strange new worlds. To seek out new dark places and new portobellations. To boldly grow, where no 'shroom has bloomed before.
Cap'n's Mossy Log

@georgetakei imagine any time space. The spore has been there
@georgetakei You can do lots of things with DALLΒ·E

@jajo @georgetakei good ol' days where gimping was am art and only memelords had this power

i dont know whether this is AI generated, but image manipulation once was an art

@georgetakei beware of the toad's tool!
@georgetakei The spore drive was always canon!
@georgetakei live long and prospore? Anyone? Noone? Is my feed not loading? (:

@georgetakei

YOU MEANT MOLDLY GO

πŸ˜…

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @georgetakei Black alert! We're going on a star trip! Amanita few more to get the whole ship flying.
@georgetakei Star Trek: Discovery manifested.
@georgetakei πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
@georgetakei Live long and hallucinate. πŸ––
@georgetakei first sighting of the Discovery....
@georgetakei Well that hardly hurt at all.
@georgetakei I thought Discovery was the only ship with a spore drive!? Clearly not.
@georgetakei Very special. Nature is wonderful. If only we took more care of her.
@georgetakei Don't eat the Starcap mushrooms!
@georgetakei Unfortunately, that looks AI generated. But somewhat cool anyway.
@georgetakei Black alert! Activating spore drive