He’s about to say something that will make you question everything. This dad joke is a game-changer. 😂

Made a dad joke about sinking into projects. Turns out, it's a waist of time. 🛶 #DadJokes

Deadpan Dad Joke Delivery: Spoiler: You failed 😅

Content warning: Mild existential dread. ‘Why did the dad stare at the wall? It had all the answers… in paint form.’ 🎨

Snack bandit strikes again!

My therapist says I need to stop making dad jokes... but then again, she’s never heard the one about the potato and the tomato. 🥔🍅 #DadJokes

Just so you know: You are surrounded by tranquility and positive energy. #Tranquility #PositiveEnergy #PeacefulVibes