horrowfide

@horrowfiddy
37 Followers
39 Following
41 Posts
I am horrowfide.
Can you imagine being a normal hotel chair, just chilling, and then you find out a picture of you shows up as the first result when someone googles "cuck chair"?
the alligator tells a true story, but with a few little lies interspersed to make the plot more interesting.
Congrats to Charlie Kirk on going 200 days without saying anything racist. 👍🏻
Just got hit in the head by a buffalo dick. They are seeking vengeance.
elon musk tweets like if a neanderthal was a robot.
shrek 2
chillin' with tupac
I got shot :/

"Where do you think our name comes from, Greg?"

[drawn nudity]

The 28th of May this year will be the 10th anniversary of Harambe's assassination. That day in 2016 was when everything started going wrong, and on that day this year is when the world will begin to heal.
#Prediction
#Harambe