i’m so please with this nonsense

a videogame that does not let u pet every dog u see is a bad videogame

accidentally gave my boss my personal email for paperless payslips and its hobomundas so i googled it and this mastodon acc is the top hits so i’d better start covering my tracks in case he finds me uh whats an uncontroversial toot uuuuhh ok: more like ted dhandsome

i’m still using this website but more generally i’m not using any website atm

met a gang of friendly ducks

C•R•O•N•D•S

i’m hesitant to move instances in part because instances and dupe accounts are probably the most confusing aspect for anyone struggling to ‘get’ mastodon, and i don’t wanna leave tuna behind, my cherished partner whom logs onto this website for one minute per day and instantly feels like a nana tryna get to grips w it