Mastodawn

an LLM is a compiler in the same way that a slot machine is an ATM

@codinghorror Likely because a vampire is exceedingly friendly and courteous until you realise it’s too late. People have apparently lost their ability to recognise them.

Herr Bischoff Mar 11

Here’s some more spring flowers that rapidly appeared on my #running route. This time some narcissuses (what a word).

Today was leg strength training day as well. It’s always a pain. Hopefully the weather will stabilise at some point so I can do the exercises outside.

Other than that I got an offer regarding a job working in a grocery store. Maybe I’ll take it. But first, tomorrow is a trial day being a mail carrier. The shift starts at 7:00. It’s going to rain.

#bloomscrolling

Herr Bischoff Mar 10

Here’s a yellow star I spotted while #running.

Did my first real workout with the R-Pur filter mask on today. Air quality is still unacceptable around here. Wearing it for an hour is just a smidge below uncomfortable. Wearing sun glasses along with it makes you look goofy – in a bad way. I think I might eventually be able to do a half marathon wearing it but no more.

Listened to 80s #Metallica, “Master of Puppets”. Otherwise spent hours crying alone. Ain’t life grand?

#bloomscrolling

Herr Bischoff Mar 8

For #InternationalWomensDay, I’d like to state that it’s clear to me that the future is female and Asian. Everyone who ignores this does so at their own peril. The old white dudes are fighting it of course but they’ll eventually lose – if we don’t allow them to drag everyone else down into the abyss with them.

Herr Bischoff Mar 8

Hamburg’s environmental conditions get more hostile by the day. As if the universe wanted to tell me to pack it in and go somewhere else.

#Running is a health hazard this way. On the other hand, it’s a prime opportunity to test my filter mask. Let’s hope it works comfortably for 22k.

Anyone living in more remote places with nature and cleaner air, like #Finland, #Sweden, #Spain or elsewhere who’d be open to host a broke middle-aged man looking for change for a couple of days?

Please boost.

Herr Bischoff Mar 7

I’ve watched and read a lot of #SciFi in my time. However, instead of inspiring me towards a better tomorrow, it feeds the fundamental inner feeling that I don’t belong in this life at this time at all. That I may not be wrong as a human being but that I’m in the wrong place at the wrong time. That there’s no escape from feeling this. I have no purpose, reason or sense of accomplishment. That I’ll be alone forever. I say that being trapped in the wrong life for 47 years now.

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Herr Bischoff Mar 7

@Tristan @WTL One thing I could think of, depending on where you live, would be to ask a local store to order them for you to try. If you’re prepared to buy future running shoes there, they might just be open to do it. Otherwise, Hoka usually does offer 30 day returns.

Herr Bischoff Mar 5

Jason Lefkowitz Mar 5

Nobody tells you "resistance is futile" unless they are desperately trying to talk you out of resisting

Herr Bischoff Mar 5

Another easy run and core training afterwards. This time I spotted some snowdrops while #running.

Flowers have a soothing effect on me. Most everything else is kind of pointless. I’m functioning, not living. But whatever. If anyone cared, they’d be there for me. I can’t do it all by myself but have to.

I guess here’s to better days that likely never come and stay.

#bloomscrolling

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