21 Followers
67 Following
101 Posts
I’m here to drink coffee and read toots. And I’m all outta coffee.
Formerlyhttps://mobile.twitter.com/matthewhessing

It’s very likely you’re an expert in something. It’s much less likely that you are the expert.

I try to remember that as I navigate my technology career as a Swiss Army knife that’s kind of a crappy pair of scissors and weird hidden toothpick.

This work shit. It stops at some point, right?
If people are recommending that you rotate your credentials somewhere, it's legitimate to ask what's changed between when your creds were nominally compromised and now that would avoid them just immediately being compromised again

When you have lost NPR, the most benign and fair member-funded news organization in the USA, you know you are making bad choices. Get off Twitter; save Tesla.

https://www.npr.org/2023/04/12/1169269161/npr-leaves-twitter-government-funded-media-label

To comply with requests from the Secret Service, we are shutting down the space laser today.

It’s the end of an era in tech.

Google cutting back on lavish perks like on-site masseuses, yoga classes and free food will trickle down across tech.

These perks won’t come back because they weren’t rational in the first place. They were quirky ideas from Larry & Sergey.

The greatest gift the judge could give America is to gag order those involved and keep cameras out of the court.

We’ve had enough of our lives dominated by this criminal.

This seems like an appropriate first comic for mastodon.
I love making fires (like in a fireplace or camp fire or wood stove) so much, I don’t know why it doesn’t count as a legit hobby. People make stuff out of wood all the time!
Nothing better on a Friday night than everyone out of the house, ordering pizza, and playing #AgeOfEmpires IV on my #Windows gaming PC.