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I make computers do stuff they aren’t supposed to.
Shellcodes fueled by caffeine
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Google Play Integrity: what if Google dictated what software ran on your computer.

Open source implementations of attestation: what if a bunch of other people dictated what software ran on your computer.

Look, these handcuffs are permissively licensed!

No, thank you.

"not your keys not your coins", but instead of it being about cryptocurrency exchanges and whatnot, it's about you entrusting your digital life to a #secureenclave processor with firmware signed by $VENDOR and not by yourself
in 25 years nobody will remember #claude 's butthole shaped logo and boring UI, but we'll still cherish #clippy and the #windowsxp bootup sound
in 25 years nobody will remember #claude 's butthole shaped logo and boring UI, but we'll still cherish #clippy and the #windowsxp bootup sound
if 15 years ago we didn't have the cute dog animation in windows xp explorer's search menu I would be a much different person today
I really hope that when gen z #uiux designers take over we will get back the boomer design (like clippy and winamp) that made computering fun
at last maybe I can be happy once more

if you're working on trusted computing at a tech company, know i'll be very mad at you in 20 years when we won't be able to buy real computers anymore and we'll have to either rent a shitty vps from azure or go tear down whatever 2020s era iot devices are still left to steal their MCUs

don't make stuff you know will be used against humanity pretty please

#trustedcomputing

Bring back MIPS