Redrawn Hell Human

@hanjabanja
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Hannah Werdmuller 🎸 Django Moves to Portland 🎤 Chonk! 📻 Pet Door Show on https://ShadyPinesRadio.com Thurs 2-4pm PT / 5-7pm ET / 10pm-12am GMT 🎶 Chronic pain. They/them (preferred), or she/her.
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Pre-Apocalyptic Love Songhttps://hannahwerdmuller.bandcamp.com/album/pre-apocalyptic-love-song
Chonk!https://chonk.bandcamp.com/
Some people came to cut a big tree on my property and it's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Also just like one "sup" would be pretty affirming tho.
Grant me the serenity to not randomly text people I hooked up with about ten years ago.
On Tuesday I let all my neighbors know that someone is coming to cut my tree on Saturday. Today one of them knocks on my door to tell me I should cut my tree. 🤷

If I felt how I do when I can handle opening the mail ALL the time, I'd be unstoppable.

Today I met the tree guy, knocked on 6 of my neighbors' doors to inform them of the tree work, cleaned a bit, took out the trash and recycling, did some laundry, paid bills, cleaned out and then loaded work stuff into my car, and dealt with the mail. And now I'm going grocery shopping. That's so many things! Usually I only do like two or three things before my brain melts! Deserving of treats.

Having a job is great. I have to get some tree work done, which is very expensive but also can't be left undone. Just checked my bank balance (assuming I'd have to move money from my savings) and was shocked to find I can just write a check. As someone who has never been able to afford anything, I feel like a millionaire.
Pan to a cave gremlin gnawing on a block of blue cheese, hissing "my medicccinnnnneee...."
Anyone else particularly crave blue cheese when they have a cold? I am assured it's pure woowoo but it *feels* like it makes it a bit better.
Sadly we have entered the part of the season where I actually have to go to work. Goodbye casual coffee shop office, goodbye hot barista, goodbye sleeping until 7:30, goodbye 20 cups of tea a day, goodbye gas money. I'll miss you all.
Expiration dates on cough syrup are just for show, right? No reason.