Naturally, on the day I hurt my knee, I had to explain what a Budd wheel is.

Right meow, your cat is hungry.

Twitter is the LiveJournal of Diggs.

Good morning. I am full of dad jokes and poor life choices.

Goodnight. I should post something, but I'm too tired.

Happy September, everyone!

Good morning, I apologize for my absence. As an aspiring shitposter, I feel the need to say that Temu is Harbor Freight for homemakers.

In my opinion, it's only a matter of time before CNN debuts a ChatGPT version of Matt Walsh.

Goodnight.

Diogenes was right.